Last of the Summer Wine (TV Series)
A Pick-up of the Later Ming Dynasty (2003)
Jean Fergusson: Marina
Quotes
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[first lines]
Auntie : Just one moment.
[she locks the door]
Auntie : Is she psychic, or have I had a breach of security?
Marina : I can't remember the last time I breached abybody's security.
Auntie : You mean you didn't know that as the tenth customer of the day you win my star prize?
Marina : Ah, good heavens! What star prize?
Auntie : You get the opportunity to buy my star bargain at an even further reduction.
Marina : An even further reduction! What star bargain?
Auntie : The jewel in my crown. A reconditioned twin-tub washer with spin dryer.
Marina : No, I don't think so. Me mother does all that.
Auntie : Well, you could lighten her load.
Marina : She wouldn't thank me for it. She *likes* overwork and being harassed. She's of that generation.
Auntie : Well, of course, if you've set your mind on something more expensive... What was it you were looking for?
Marina : I'm looking for a hairnet.
Auntie : An entire hairnet. Let me see... Nets... nets...