- Arthur: You gotta talk to your boy, Brian, on getting to stop this lawsuit.
- Hank Kingsley: What... what lawsuit?
- Arthur: He's charging Phil with sexual harassment, for God'sake.
- Arthur: [they enter the room and watch Phil and Brian kissing] Looks like they settled out of court.
- Phil: [reading Brian's lawsuit on him] Holy shit, this is crazy!
- Arthur: Goddamn you, didn't I tell you to shut the fuck up, didn't I?
- Phil: Did you see what he was wearing? This is entrapment.
- Arthur: If this gets out, all anyone will remember about the show is this lawsuit bullshit.
- [Larry looks disappointed]
- Arthur: [gladly] Oh and 10 years of laughter!
- [first lines]
- Phil: Morning, Marylou.
- Marylou Collins: Hello, Phil.
- Phil: Morning, Beverly.
- Beverly Barnes: Are we happy.
- Phil: I was up til 4 in the morning... fucking my brains out.
- Marylou Collins: Weeew.
- Beverly Barnes: No one wants to hear that, Phil.
- Phil: I do. And where's Brian? Is it another gay holiday, another gay groundhog day?
- Brian: I'm right here!
- Bruno Kirby: [after being told by Hank that he needed to act sad] Hank, let me tell you something about Bruno Kirby, okay? Bruno Kirby doesn't do sad. And Bruno Kirby doesn't take direction from some talk show sidekick.
- Hank Kingsley: Now you got something.
- Bruno Kirby: I was in The Godfather, for God's sake.
- Hank Kingsley: I don't think so.
- Bruno Kirby: I was in... the fucking Godfather: Part II, you moron!
- Hank Kingsley: Oh, I only saw the third one, the good one.
- Beverly Barnes: Don't you think you're taking this thing a little too far? Why does Larry have to suffer, listen to that mess.
- Brian: I can't believe you. I thought you'd understand best of all because you're a black woman and all.
- Beverly Barnes: Well, I was born black.
- [Brian looks terrified]
- Beverly Barnes: What?
- Brian: What does that mean?
- Beverly Barnes: Well, you chose to be gay.
- Brian: I what?
- Beverly Barnes: You know what, maybe you should come to church with me on sunday...
- [Brian starts laughing]
- Beverly Barnes: No, no really, maybe that would work out your problem.
- [Brian laughs harder and leave]
- Beverly Barnes: [admiring Brian's tight outfit] Those are really working out.
- Marylou Collins: I wish my ass looked like that.