- Alice Pieszecki: What do you teach?
- Uta Refson: I'm a vamperologist. I teach a course on the queer vampire in literature and film. And a seminar called demon desire, about the vampire as a lesbian predator.
- Alice Pieszecki: Okay, I'm a total vampire lesbian freak!
- Uta Refson: What attracts you to the lesbian vampire, Alice?
- Alice Pieszecki: I don't know, Uta. Maybe it's just... I like the dark side.
- Uta Refson: What about tomorrow?
- Alice Pieszecki: What? Lunch?
- Uta Refson: For dinner. I'm not much of a daytime person.
- Alice Pieszecki: What? Because vampires don't go out during the day?
- Uta Refson: No. We lay in bed... with the curtains drawn.
- Alice Pieszecki: [slightly afraid] Okay... uh... tomorrow night.
- Alice Pieszecki: I think Uta might be a vampire.
- Helena Peabody: What?
- Alice Pieszecki: Well have you seen her teeth? They're...
- Helena Peabody: [cuts Alice off] What?
- Alice Pieszecki: They're sharp. They're...
- [shows Helena her neck]
- Helena Peabody: That's a hickie.
- Alice Pieszecki: I don't know.
- [pauses]
- Alice Pieszecki: I don't know.
- Helena Peabody: Well.
- [pulls out a mirror]
- Helena Peabody: You know what they say about vampires. No reflection.
- Alice Pieszecki: Oh!
- Helena Peabody: Try.
- Alice Pieszecki: Okay. Hey.
- [to Uta who just walked over]
- Helena Peabody: Okay.
- [leaves scared by the look Uta just gave her]
- Alice Pieszecki: I think I got some thing in my teeth. I'll just...
- [turns so the mirror faces Uta]
- Uta Refson: [ducks while Alice is turning]
- Alice Pieszecki: [looking for Uta in the mirror] Holy fucking shit.
- [turns around]
- Uta Refson: [standing again] What? Oh, I just dropped my ring. Why don't we get out of here?
- Alice Pieszecki: [has a scared/distrusing look on her face] Okay.