- Michael Knight: Where does Old Canyon Road go?
- K.I.T.T.: Were I to hazard a guess, I'd say into an old canyon.
- Michael Knight: Kitt, I think this place needs a new disc jockey. Put on something I can dance to.
- K.I.T.T.: [speaking on wristwatch comlink] How about Swan Lake?
- Dr. Rebecca Hammond: Devon's coming, that's it? Devon's coming?
- [laughs sarcastically]
- Dr. Rebecca Hammond: We barely escape death because somebody cut the breakline, my one able bodied hand quits, the bank is gonna foreclose on my mortgage if I lose any more cattle and you tell me Devon is coming.
- Marilyn: Well, I got a bus to catch.
- Michael Knight: Yeah. You eh, you know where to?
- Marilyn: Yeah, wherever it's going.
- Big Ed Barton: Tell me, are you a bettin' man, Mr. Knight? Yeah.
- Michael Knight: Yeah.
- Big Ed Barton: You see that buckin' bronco over there?
- Michael Knight: Oh, that thing. I thought that went out with the hula-hoop.
- Devon Miles: [on viewscreen] Well, Michael, I won't keep you. Oh, just remember: children are the flowers of mankind.
- Michael Knight: Well, looks like the hoosgow over there.
- K.I.T.T.: Hoosgow? Is that something like moo-cow?
- Michael Knight: No, it's not something like moo-cow. It's western for jail, buddy
- K.I.T.T.: Don't tell me. They even have their own language?