- Michael Knight: What kinda camera did you use?
- Jamie Downs: The best. My grandfather used it in the war.
- Michael Knight: [examines the camera] What war was that?
- Jamie Downs: I figured if it was good enough for the Battle of the Bulge, it was good enough for the Marberry Motel.
- Jamie Downs: [on phone] It's called the Marberry Grand Prix, I don't care what it's sounds like, it's spelled p.r.i.x, not p.r.i.i., it's French! What am I supposed to do with 5.000 fly sheets spelled wrong?
- Michael Knight: [driving to a race event] A quiet peaceful retirement community?
- K.I.T.T.: Bonnie meticulously revises my databanks regularly. Is it possible we are in the wrong Marberry?
- Michael Knight: I don't think so. It seems to me, Marberry has changed its image, partner.
- K.I.T.T.: None for the better if you ask me. Is nothing sacred? Isn't there anywhere safe from fast cars and Rock 'n' Roll?
- Michael Knight: You tell me, you're the one with the meticulously revised databanks.
- Daisy Doolittle: [walking around K.I.T.T] Is that thing blown?
- K.I.T.T.: I beg your pardon?
- Michael Knight: Not now K.I.T.T. I beg your pardon?
- Daisy Doolittle: Eh, you know, blown as in supercharged.
- Michael Knight: Eh, does it matter?
- Daisy Doolittle: Only if you want to win.
- Michael Knight: I'll let you know.
- Daisy Doolittle: [pointing at K.I.T.T] What's that funny little red light in front?
- Michael Knight: That is er... er, automatic garage door opener.
- [flashes big grin]
- Daisy Doolittle: Aaah!
- Michael Knight: Can you tell me where I can find the sponsor?
- Daisy Doolittle: Right over there. Er, it's winner take all. In case you're interested, that was my nickname in high school.
- Michael Knight: Winner?
- Daisy Doolittle: All.
- Michael Knight: [while walking away] The wisdom of youth.
- Danny 'Rooster' Roskovich: Hey, dude!
- Michael Knight: Yo!
- Danny 'Rooster' Roskovich: That T-Top of yours looks a little light on the horses.
- Michael Knight: Ah... that's because he's a jumper, hot dog!
- Danny 'Rooster' Roskovich: [Approaching KITT with an angle grinder] Ok dude, time to open you up.
- [Tries to cut open the bonnet, but the blade shatters]
- K.I.T.T.: Back to your barnyard, Rooster. I have work to do!
- Joey Rome: I said take off, punk.
- Michael Knight: I know, I heard you.
- Joey Rome: Well, you're still here!
- Michael Knight: I have some unfinished business with the manager.
- Joey Rome: [Grabbing Michael by the jacket] Any unfinished business you've got is with me! Now, one more word out of you, and you're gonna wish you were never born!
- Michael Knight: [Whilst grabbing Joey and twisting his arm behind his back] And one more word out of YOU, and you're gonna wish you never were either! On second thought, I don't really like this hotel very much!
- [Walks off]
- Jamie Downs: [KITT pulls up to the hotel to pick up Jamie and Michael] Michael, I've heard of automatic drive, but this is ridiculous.
- Michael Knight: Would you just get in the car!
- [Michael notices the auto valet's confused look as he and Jamie get into KITT]
- Michael Knight: Incredible huh?
- Jamie Downs: Michael, what gave you that idea about the honeymoon?
- Michael Knight: You don't hear a word I say, do you?
- Jamie Downs: Well, what gave you the idea about the honeymoon?
- Michael Knight: [Smiling] Just the product of a fertile imagination.
- Jamie Downs: It's the best kind.