Knight Rider (TV Series)
The Nineteenth Hole (1985)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
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Quotes
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Michael Knight : What kinda camera did you use?
Jamie Downs : The best. My grandfather used it in the war.
Michael Knight : [examines the camera] What war was that?
Jamie Downs : I figured if it was good enough for the Battle of the Bulge, it was good enough for the Marberry Motel.
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Michael Knight : [driving to a race event] A quiet peaceful retirement community?
K.I.T.T. : Bonnie meticulously revises my databanks regularly. Is it possible we are in the wrong Marberry?
Michael Knight : I don't think so. It seems to me, Marberry has changed its image, partner.
K.I.T.T. : None for the better if you ask me. Is nothing sacred? Isn't there anywhere safe from fast cars and Rock 'n' Roll?
Michael Knight : You tell me, you're the one with the meticulously revised databanks.
Daisy Doolittle : [walking around K.I.T.T] Is that thing blown?
K.I.T.T. : I beg your pardon?
Michael Knight : Not now K.I.T.T. I beg your pardon?
Daisy Doolittle : Eh, you know, blown as in supercharged.
Michael Knight : Eh, does it matter?
Daisy Doolittle : Only if you want to win.
Michael Knight : I'll let you know.
Daisy Doolittle : [pointing at K.I.T.T] What's that funny little red light in front?
Michael Knight : That is er... er, automatic garage door opener.
[flashes big grin]
Daisy Doolittle : Aaah!
Michael Knight : Can you tell me where I can find the sponsor?
Daisy Doolittle : Right over there. Er, it's winner take all. In case you're interested, that was my nickname in high school.
Michael Knight : Winner?
Daisy Doolittle : All.
Michael Knight : [while walking away] The wisdom of youth.
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Danny 'Rooster' Roskovich : Hey, dude!
Michael Knight : Yo!
Danny 'Rooster' Roskovich : That T-Top of yours looks a little light on the horses.
Michael Knight : Ah... that's because he's a jumper, hot dog!
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Joey Rome : I said take off, punk.
Michael Knight : I know, I heard you.
Joey Rome : Well, you're still here!
Michael Knight : I have some unfinished business with the manager.
Joey Rome : [Grabbing Michael by the jacket] Any unfinished business you've got is with me! Now, one more word out of you, and you're gonna wish you were never born!
Michael Knight : [Whilst grabbing Joey and twisting his arm behind his back] And one more word out of YOU, and you're gonna wish you never were either! On second thought, I don't really like this hotel very much!
[Walks off]
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Jamie Downs : [KITT pulls up to the hotel to pick up Jamie and Michael] Michael, I've heard of automatic drive, but this is ridiculous.
Michael Knight : Would you just get in the car!
[Michael notices the auto valet's confused look as he and Jamie get into KITT]
Michael Knight : Incredible huh?
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Jamie Downs : Michael, what gave you that idea about the honeymoon?
Michael Knight : You don't hear a word I say, do you?
Jamie Downs : Well, what gave you the idea about the honeymoon?
Michael Knight : [Smiling] Just the product of a fertile imagination.
Jamie Downs : It's the best kind.