Knight Rider (TV Series)
The Ice Bandits (1984)
William Daniels: K.I.T.T.
Quotes
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Brother Francis : You'll have to forgive brother Tyrone, he's taken a vow of silence. Unfortunately, he was never able to work without talking.
Michael Knight : [donkey in background bleats] Yeah, I, eh, I know what that's like.
Brother Francis : And that's Kit.
Michael Knight : How did you know that?
Brother Francis : Oh but I named him when he was just a little ass.
K.I.T.T. : I beg your pardon?
Michael Knight : [donkey bleats again] You're donkey's name is Kit?
Brother Francis : Yes.
K.I.T.T. : Well you won't see any flies on me.
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K.I.T.T. : Be careful, Michael. I don't know why, but I've grown accustomed to your face.
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Michael Knight : It'll have to look like the police are hot on my tail. I got it: we invent a crime, feed it to the wire services.
K.I.T.T. : As you wish, Michael. Let's see. I think you fit the embezzler mold.
Michael Knight : [smiles] Thanks a lot, pal, but I was thinking of something a little more violent.
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K.I.T.T. : [Michael has just been in a fight] Michael, are you alright?
Michael Knight : Yeah, I'm just a little dusty.
K.I.T.T. : I don't suppose he has any diamonds on him?
Michael Knight : No Kitt, not even a rhinestone.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, you know how I feel about dogs, but perhaps this is one job better suited for a bloodhound.
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Brother Francis : Oh, my - - the car drives itself!
K.I.T.T. : Which is more than I can say for *big ears* over there!
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Devon Miles : This is delicious wine! So sorry you can't have any, K.I.T.T.
K.I.T.T. : That's okay, Devon - - I never need wine to feel good about myself.
Bonnie Barstow : Here's the painting that Jody made of Kit!
K.I.T.T. : [catching a glimpse of the painting and seeing to his pride-bruised dismay that it's a lovely portrait of THE DONKEY, not of him] On second thought, Devon... maybe a glass of wine IS what I need now!
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K.I.T.T. : [after rolling back off the auto-hauler where he'd been riding] Thanks for the lift.
