- K.I.T.T.: Honestly, the fact that Devon would choose that two-wheeled can opener over the comfort of an automobile is completely mystifying.
- Michael Knight: Looks like I got a little challenge for you parner, I hate to do this to you...
- K.I.T.T.: That's all right, Michael, It's for charity.
- K.I.T.T.: Are you going to stop the race?
- Michael Knight: That's like stopping a stampede. No, Kitt, you and I have just become the first four wheeled motor team in history.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I've been watching the race and I've come to the conclusion that there is very little difference between motorcyclists and lemmings jumping off cliffs.
- Michael Knight: Right now I need your attention on something a little less hairy. I want you to access Lee Carstairs' agency contracts.
- K.I.T.T.: Every time I interface with agency computers I come away wanting to count my circuits. Must I?
- K.I.T.T.: It's most disconcerting when a partner treats you with less than respect.
- Roger Floyd: You can talk.
- [sighs]
- Roger Floyd: I'm not losing my mind.
- K.I.T.T.: No, but I suspect you may if you continue your ill-fated relationship.
- Roger Floyd: Do you think I chose that female flake in a flacksuit?
- Kelly Travis: When I was in third grade my teacher, she used to yell at me for leaning way back in my chair. But I'd do it anyway, you know, showing off. I've been tilting that chair back ever since. That day I leaned back too far and I took Danny with me.
- K.I.T.T.: [Floyd kicks Kitt in annoyed defiance] I don't criticize your telecasts, please don't castigate my chassis.
- Roger Floyd: This will be a frantic race, over this incredibly tough track. Not an enduro, not a motor cross...
- Darlena Webster: That's right, Roger, I guess you could call it a 'Quasimoto' cross.
- Roger Floyd: [laughs awkwardly] I had a hunch you would say that.
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, based on the information April gave me on motorcycle racing I must say I'm competely appaled.
- Michael Knight: What's the problem, buddy?
- K.I.T.T.: Why is so much time and money wasted on a means of transportation that has improved very little since the turn of the century?
- Michael Knight: I guess a lot of people just like the feeling of the open air.
- K.I.T.T.: Dust and dirt is more like it. If you want wind you can simply open a window without getting half the roadway in your face.
- Michael Knight: I know the proceeds are going to charity here, but how the Foundation get involved in a tough sport like motorcycle racing?
- April Curtis: Well, you may not believe this, but Devon happens to be quite a fan.
- Michael Knight: You're right. I don't believe it.
- April Curtis: Well as a matter of fact, when he was a boy he made quite a name for himself in the Tourist Trophy races in Britain.
- Sabrina Travis: [on TV screen] Come on, come on! Get your buns and bikes out there before they start without you! Oh, is it okay to say "buns" on television?
- [last lines]
- Michael Knight: [about to turbo-boost over Devon's motorcycle] I think it's time we demonstrated the superiority of a four-wheel machine.
- April Curtis: Oh, Michael, you wouldn't...