- Devon Miles: [puts down phone] Bonnie's ready for you.
- Michael Knight: Oh, I only wish that meant what it sounded like.
- K.I.T.T.: Well Michael, if our object is to save this enterprise, we best come up with something quite exceptional.
- Michael Knight: That seems logical.
- K.I.T.T.: What else would it be?
- Michael Knight: Now that we've got that settled, what would you sugest we do?
- K.I.T.T.: How should I know? You're talking showbusiness. And that's completely outside the scope of any known system of logic.
- Michael Knight: You know what, K.I.T.T.?
- K.I.T.T.: What Michael?
- Michael Knight: Sometimes you're no help at all.
- Michael Knight: You know, for a collection of micro processors you're awfully touchy.
- K.I.T.T.: Wrong. It's just that my circuits function better when we operate in a reality mode.
- Michael Knight: K.I.T.T.?
- K.I.T.T.: Yes Michael?
- Michael Knight: Just keep driving.
- K.I.T.T.: Did you hear that announcer? He called me 'Cat'. That's a four legged feline.
- Michael Knight: So go complain to your agent, huh?
- Michael Knight: Whether Blake is in jail or not, Sammy, Mark and Lisa can't make it without a show stopper. Until Sammy can drive again, K.I.T.T. and I are going to have to pitch in for him.
- Devon Miles: And how much longer is that going to take?
- Michael Knight: Maybe three weeks.
- Devon Miles: [shocked] Three weeks?
- Michael Knight: [adamant] That's right.
- Devon Miles: Well, we'll look forward to seeing you in three weeks then.
- Michael Knight: Maybe not. Why don't you and eh, Bon-bon drop by and catch our act?
- [hands them both a ticket]
- K.I.T.T.: Yes, Bonnie. That should be a perfect calibration.
- Bonnie Barstow: Well, that's it, K.I.T.T. You should function perfectly. At least until that nut starts abusing you.
- Michael Knight: [right next to K.I.T.T] Thanks a lot.
- Bonnie Barstow: Speak of the devil.
- [climbs out]
- Bonnie Barstow: I've made a few additions to K.I.T.T.
- Michael Knight: Oh, yeah? Like what?
- Bonnie Barstow: K.I.T.T. is now equipped to oxygenate the interior on command.
- Michael Knight: It will be great for the morning after.
- [chuckles]
- Bonnie Barstow: [not amused] Funny. I've also increased the booster power by about twenty-five percent. So keep that in mind when you switch to alternate power.
- Michael Knight: I will, I will. Know something, Bonnie?
- Bonnie Barstow: What?
- Michael Knight: [scoffs] I'd like...
- [chickens out:]
- Michael Knight: I'm glad you told me about these new additions to K.I.T.T.
- Bonnie Barstow: You might need them if you get caught between a rock and a hard place.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, I know what that's like.
- Bonnie Barstow: What?
- Michael Knight: Nothing.
- [makes dismissive gesture]
- Michael Knight: Nothing.
- [retreats]
- Michael Knight: Nothing. Nothing there. That's nothing.
- [goes off]
- Michael Knight: I'll see you later.
- [still muttering to himself:]
- Michael Knight: Nothing.
- [Bonnie rolls her eyes]