Knight Rider (TV Series)

Knights of the Fast Lane (1984)

William Daniels: K.I.T.T.

Quotes 

• K.I.T.T. : Why do I feel like I'm entering the jaws of a cougar?

  Michael Knight : It's football fever, pal!

  K.I.T.T. : Well, I sure hope there's a cure.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, sometimes you really know how to hurt a guy. That car isn't fit to shine my bumpers.

• K.I.T.T. : [on the game of football]  I place it's complexity somewhere above checkers and below world war two.

• K.I.T.T. : Michael, If you're going to use a multi million dollar system to read a 25 cent paper, you could at least read the front page. Be well informed.

  Michael Knight : Ok, wise guy, lay a little world, national and local on me.

  K.I.T.T. : That's more like it.

• K.I.T.T. : 22 men in mock war regalia knocking each other down for posession of an air filled bladder made of a pigskin... Well, some human institution confuse me but football is a total mystery.

  Michael Knight : I wish I could help you out, K.I.T.T., but it's a little like butter milk: either you like it or you don't