Knight Rider (TV Series)
Knights of the Fast Lane (1984)
David Hasselhoff: Michael Knight
Quotes
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Devon Miles : Michael, what's this I hear about K.I.T.T. playing football?
Michael Knight : I tell ya, Devon. K.I.T.T. is the next O.J.
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Jim Courtney : This belonged to a partner of mine. You remind me of him a lot.
Michael Knight : No kidding, what was his name?
Jim Courtney : Michael Long... a special guy. By any standard
[hands over Long's old police badge]
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K.I.T.T. : Why do I feel like I'm entering the jaws of a cougar?
Michael Knight : It's football fever, pal!
K.I.T.T. : Well, I sure hope there's a cure.
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Michael Knight : Maybe it's time we started working together.
Jim Courtney : [flabbergasted] Working together?
Michael Knight : Yeah, Jimbo, working together!
Jim Courtney : Now wait a minute, 'Jimbo', that's a name out of the past. What made you call me that?
Michael Knight : I don't know, it just seemed natural.
Jim Courtney : Natural, huh? Sure that's all it is?
Michael Knight : Yeah I'm sure.
Jim Courtney : Well, it's only natural for me to work alone. So forget it.
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Michael Knight : Just remember one thing: we're on the same side here.
Jim Courtney : Yeah? What side is that? If anyone smelled a little kinky it's you, Mr. Michael Knight. I checked you out. Up to two years ago, you didn't exist. Now do me a favor: disappear again.
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K.I.T.T. : Michael, If you're going to use a multi million dollar system to read a 25 cent paper, you could at least read the front page. Be well informed.
Michael Knight : Ok, wise guy, lay a little world, national and local on me.
K.I.T.T. : That's more like it.
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K.I.T.T. : 22 men in mock war regalia knocking each other down for posession of an air filled bladder made of a pigskin... Well, some human institution confuse me but football is a total mystery.
Michael Knight : I wish I could help you out, K.I.T.T., but it's a little like butter milk: either you like it or you don't
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Devon Miles : [Speaking on KITT's video intercom] Michael, I expected you over an hour ago.
Michael Knight : Whatever it is will have to wait.
Devon Miles : I beg your pardon?
Michael Knight : I'm sorry Devon I'm a little uptight. You remember Jim Courtney?
Devon Miles : Courtney? Your partner when you were on the police force?
Michael Knight : Yeah well, when you're a rookie, you don't have a partner Devon, you have a second father, and that's what Jim was to me.
Devon Miles : What happened?
Michael Knight : His daughter Stacy was in an accident last night - hit and run.
Devon Miles : I'm sorry about that Michael, but I fail to see how that postpones our work.
Michael Knight : Well, whoever did it left her lying alone in the street, and I'm gonna make sure I found out who it was and make sure he gets what he deserves! God knows Stacy didn't.
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Mark Taylor : [Admiring KITT] Nice lines. Is it fast?
Michael Knight : Yeah. I'd say it's about the fastest thing on four wheels!
Mark Taylor : Oh! Now, that's quite a boast Mr Knight!
Michael Knight : Why don't you try me? I mean you are the Number 1 guy at Racer's Edge aren't you?
Mark Taylor : That's true. I'm also pretty busy, I got my boys to think about.
[Loudly as his team exits the locker room]
Mark Taylor : We're gonna win the Superbowl this year!
[Ponders for a minute]
Mark Taylor : I tell ya what, our Number 2 man can give you quite a race.
Michael Knight : Well, I gotta start somewhere! Why not?
Mark Taylor : Of course, Jack won't run for fun - fifty thousand is his normal wager. Still interested?
Michael Knight : No, no, I'm excited! Time and place?
Mark Taylor : 5pm, club track.
Michael Knight : I'll be there.
Mark Taylor : Beat him, and maybe I'll give you a run myself.
Michael Knight : I'll hold you to it!
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Michael Knight : How's Stacy?
Jim Courtney : The same.
Michael Knight : Any objections to someone saying a prayer for her?
Jim Courtney : Sure, she needs all she can get.
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Mark Taylor : [after Jack dies in a car race] I wonder why we do it.
Michael Knight : So do I, Mr Taylor. So do I.
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Michael Knight : [after losing KITT in a race] Take good care of it, huh?
Mark Taylor : Just be glad your car is the only thing you lost. Push me again and you're history!