- Neighborhood Kid #1: [as KITT plays Classical music] The guy's got range. The music ain't bad. But whatis it got to do with bumping into furniture?
- Neighborhood Kid #2: Forget it man!, We don't want to get the car T'ed off!
- Josh Bevin: Look Mr. Knight, I thank you, I thank the Foundation for Law and Government, and above all I thank God. But I really have nothing to say to all three of you right now.
- Charley Connors: You must, eh... be about 6'4", 6'5"?
- Michael Knight: Yeah, I'm about that. How'd you know that?
- Charley Connors: Cause I had to reach up so high to take hold of your arm. That's why, you know, they don't use giraffes for seeing eye dogs.
- Michael Knight: Oh, that's why?
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: I wanna talk to you, Keith, now it won't take too long.
- Keith Lawson: Anything is too long now, catch you later.
- Sanford: [Keith puts up his hands as if to hit her] Don't even consider it. You're not the first renegade I've done business with, and you're not the last one I can rent.
- Bonnie Barstow: [Josh, Michael and RC have all been beaten up] This looks like the graduating class of the Tex Cobb school of boxing.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Not funny.
- Josh Bevin: I don't know, I give it about a five and a half.
- Michael Knight: I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting sick and tired of being a victim.