- K.I.T.T.: If I keep feeling that beat, I won't just loosen up, I'll fall apart.
- Michael Knight: No way, you're uni-welded. You can take it.
- K.I.T.T.: But I don't want it.
- Michael Knight: Going through life with your foot to the floor, you blow right past the stuff that counts.
- Devon Miles: What do you want me to do?
- Bonnie Barstow: Lend me Michael. He can get to the bottom of this.
- Wayne Altfield: Oh Lenny, you are one lucky young lady. You look like you're mother, not like old crack case face over there.
- K.I.T.T.: [indicating a private yacht] Very seaworthy, Michael.
- Michael Knight: [referring to a bikini clad blond] Hmm, good on land too!
- K.I.T.T.: The boat, Michael.