- K.I.T.T.: [he and Michael are discussing the outrageous behavior that K.I.T.T. had unknowingly committed during the period that he'd been destructively reprogrammed, including using lousy grammar like "ain't"] I have a feeling that I "ain't" ever gonna hear the end of this!
- Michael Knight: K.I.T.T. said the image wasn't clear.
- Devon Miles: Why would he say that?
- Michael Knight: I don't know, Devon, he's having some kind of attitude problem. It happened right after the attack. The impact must have knocked Bonnie's adjustments out of line.
- Bronwyn Appleby: You're so close to getting the car, and it's worth millions. Why worry about them?
- Marco Berio: Because revenge, not money is the cure for bitterness. And the better the timing, the sweeter it gets.
- Michael Knight: Now get me Bonnie.
- K.I.T.T.: You can dial direct, Michael.
- Michael Knight: Alright, that's it. I'm sorry, buddy. I'm shutting you down.
- Michael Knight: [using his new comlink while rinding RC's bike] Tell RC his bike's running just fine. I'll take good care of his pride and joy.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: You hear that Bonnie? My 'pile of junk' is humming along.
- Bonnie Barstow: I heard RC. Michael also said he'd take good care of it. And you know how he takes care of equipment.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Oh, my wheels!
- Michael Knight: How you doing, pal?
- K.I.T.T.: I ain't your pal.
- Michael Knight: You said 'ain't'. You must be sick.
- Marco Berio: I lost access. I don't know what happened.
- Bronwyn Appleby: I do, you failed. And I'm glad.
- K.I.T.T.: It was horrible.
- Michael Knight: You know, you would've hated yourself, you even said the word 'ain't'.
- K.I.T.T.: Ugh! Unforgivable.