- K.I.T.T.: My sensors indicate you're somewhat disturbed, Michael.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, you could say that. Look, I want you to scan the building. I wanna find out if Eliott's was robbed last night or not.
- K.I.T.T.: [Kitt starts his scan] Threadlike abrasions indicate the play of cable against the edge of the office window. I also detect the residue of a foreign substance with considerable abrasive properties.
- Lt. George Barth: [to Michael] Well now, since you're so interested, the name's Barth. Police lieutenant George Barth
- [holds up badge]
- Lt. George Barth: and you're just about a gnat's hair away from getting busted for obstruction of justice.
- Grace Fallon: Lt. Barth, I should have known. You've hounded my father for 20 years. He's dead and burried. Why can't you just leave it at that?
- Lt. George Barth: You can hide behind your manicured bushes and your fancy house. But I know who you are and I know what you do. And the only difference between you and your father is I'm gonna catch you. And that's a promise.
- Grace Fallon: You're really concerned, aren't you? You really care. Michael, I'm not the cat...
- [kisses him]
- Grace Fallon: Kisses don't lie...
- K.I.T.T.: Well, well, Michael, carnauba wax and glycerol on your collar. Is that any way to catch a cat?
- Michael Knight: Kitt, wait a minute, run a medical scan on Griffin. See if you can find the old war injury.
- K.I.T.T.: [Kitt scans Griffin who is walking on the opposite side of the street] I do detect an early trauma to Mr. Griffin's left upper femur.
- Michael Knight: Well, in that case it seems kinda strange that he limps on his right leg, don't you think?
- Michael Knight: So much for old war wounds, huh?
- K.I.T.T.: To quote the cliché, it appears the butler did it.
- Michael Knight: Oh yeah, how do you feel about heights?
- K.I.T.T.: They are quite literally for the birds, Michael.
- [Michael laughs like Burt Reynolds]
- K.I.T.T.: You know, Michael, I've been thinking of changing my name.
- Michael Knight: Oh yeah, what's that, pal?
- K.I.T.T.: K.I.T.T. the Cat.
- Grace Fallon: [explaining her relationship with the butler] While my father was out borrowing the Crown Jewels, Griffin was changing my diapers.