- The Dog Lady: [to her dog about Michael] That young man was talking to his CAR, Maurice. Can you imagine talking to something that can't talk back?
- K.I.T.T.: Michael, I'm not sure I understand. What will these models be wearing?
- Michael Knight: Next spring's fashions, why?
- K.I.T.T.: If the clothing last spring seemed satisfactory, why create new apparel?
- Michael Knight: Kitt, people's tastes change. They like new designs, new lines.
- K.I.T.T.: Why can't people be content with what they have?
- Michael Knight: Think of it this way, Kitt, if Detroit had been content, you'd still be a model T.
- [chuckles]
- K.I.T.T.: [to the little yapping dog] Keep that up and you'll be on the wrong end of a "Car Bites Dog" story.
- K.I.T.T.: I do not intend to set one wheel inside an airplane.
- Michael Knight: Kitt, buddy, I need you to translate for me. Why don't you wanna go?
- K.I.T.T.: Because... I don't like flying.
- Devon Miles: But Kitt, you've never flown before.
- K.I.T.T.: One doesn't have to be bitten by a dog to dislike dogbites. Besides, if cars were meant to fly they would have been made with wings.
- Michael Knight: Alright, if that's how you feel, I'll go alone, I'll pick up a rental car in Mexico city.
- K.I.T.T.: A rental car? Michael, you wouldn't.
- [pause]
- K.I.T.T.: Perhaps I could make this one flight an exception.
- Michael Knight: I had a feeling you'd see it that way.
- Devon Miles: Oh, and Michael, remember, the Foundation has no legal jurisdiction in Mexico.
- Michael Knight: Neither does Bernie Mitchell.
- Lauren Janes: I talked to Rachel's parents. It's hard enough for them to lose her. But to think that she killed herself is just destroying them.
- Michael Knight: We're going to find out what really happened to Rachel. I promise. But we gotta take things one step at a time. Okay? Now, first thing I wanna do is take a look around. Where is Bernie's office?
- Lauren Janes: It's at the end of the hall.
- Michael Knight: Okay.
- Lauren Janes: Michael... I'm going with you.
- Michael Knight: No, you're not. I want you to stay and keep an eye on things.
- Lauren Janes: Michael, I wanna...
- Michael Knight: Lauren, we're supposed to be in love here. Now, the first commandment of being undercover... is never, never, never blow your cover.
- [with his hands on the side of her face, he kisses her passionately]