- Cyrus Oakes: You seem to know so much, Mr. Knight, since when did you become an Indian?
- Michael Knight: When I went through a snake ceremony and lived.
- Michael Knight: The Foundation manual specifically states on page 47 section C: when not otherwise engaged, the semi driver should be behind the wheel.
- 'RC3' Reginald Cornelius III: Yeah, but Bonnie's autopilot is so smooth...
- Devon Miles: Too smooth. Now RC, I would prefer a more personalized driving experience.
- K.I.T.T.: You know, Michael? This being a god is very demanding.
- Michael Knight: Yeah, well, stick with what you know, huh?
- Michael Knight: Where you're going, you're gonna end up with all the land you're ever gonna need: an eight by eight cell. No digging allowed.