Kitchen Confidential (TV Series)

French Fight (2005)

John Francis Daley: Jim

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• Jim : Jack!

  Jack Bourdain : Yeah?

  Jim : I think there's something wrong with the computer here.

  Jack Bourdain : Really?

  Jim : Yeah, I got orders for, uh, ten toilet burgers, a monkey nipple salad, two fart cakes - I'm sorry, three fart cakes - and a fish penis and moose rectum lasagna with super butt cheese. And pineapple salsa.

• Jack Bourdain : So... It's official. We're at war.

  Jim : We're at war? What do you mean we're at war? We're chefs!

  Jack Bourdain : They attacked us. Twice!

  Steven Daedelus : They poked our head waitress

  Jim : Yeah, but didn't she enjoy it?

  Teddy Wong : That is not the point! If he's willing to have sex with Mimi, there's no telling how low he will go!

  Seth Richman : We sent Mimi on a diplomatic mission and he sent her back soiled and defiled

  Jim : and satisfied...

  Jack Bourdain : Jim, go to your idiot hole.