King of the Hill (TV Series)
The Redneck on Rainey Street (2004)
Tom Petty: Lucky
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Quotes
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Kahn : Why do they call you Lucky?
Lucky : True story: I was at Costco one day and all of a sudden, nature called. Yelled is more like it. So I high-tailed into the John and there's some sensitive guy changing his little boy's diaper on one of them baby ironin' boards, and don't you know, I slipped on pee-pee and broke two vertebrae which had to be fused together. I'm in constant pain, but by God I got me a $53,000 settlement.
Elvin : This son' bitch is never gonna have to work another day in his life.
Lucky : That's why they call me Lucky.
Kahn : That's a great story.
Mud Dobber : Hey, y'all hear the new Trace Adkins come out today?
Kahn : Damn. Let's get it.
Mud Dobber : Hell, it's after midnight. Record store's closed.
Elvin : I tell you what's gonna open it: me and a damn brick.
Kahn , Lucky , Elvin , Mud Dobber : Yeehaw!