King of the Hill (TV Series)

Reborn to Be Wild (2003)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• Boomhauer : Pass me them dang ol' salt, man. I'm throw a little bit of that crap over my shoulder, man.

• Hank Hill : Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock n' roll worse.

  Pastor K : You people are all the same. You look at us and think we're freaks. Come on, even Jesus had long hair.

  Hank Hill : Only because I wasn't his dad.

• Bobby Hill : What about the black nail polish?

  Peggy Hill : They were out. You'll have to use a sharpie.

  Hank Hill : No. The only way you're havin' a black nail is if you hit it with a hammer.

• Bobby Hill : Would anybody mind if I said grace tonight?

  Hank Hill : Sure, Bobby.

  Bobby Hill : I wanna give a shout out to the man who makes it all happen. Props be to you for this most bountiful meal that sits before us. Okay, check it. God, you got skills.

• Hank Hill : I don't know what to make of this youth group of Bobby's. Last night he broke curfew, but he was up reading the Bible. What do you do with that?

  Dale Gribble : Maybe you should punish him old testament style. A religious boy like Bobby would appreciate the irony.

• Dale Gribble : [discussing condemned prisoners' last meals]  If it were me, Id choose the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searchin' for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.

  Boomhauer : I tell ya what, man, t'was me, I'd go out in dang ol' style, man, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout, like dang ol' rack a lamb, you know, little ol' foie gras, you know, little ol' dang ol', dinner is served.

• Pastor K : Don't you think Jesus is right here on this half pipe?

  Hank Hill : I'm sure he's a lot of places he doesn't want to be.