King of the Hill (TV Series)
Joust Like a Woman (2002)
Alan Rickman: King Philip
Quotes
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King Philip : [in British accent] "Department of Labor, OSHA"
[British accent slowly becoming Texan drawl]
King Philip : "Texas Workforce Commission"?
[full American accent]
King Philip : Crap! I'm gonna lose my Faire. I don't want to go back to selling real estate!
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Oxcart-Driving Minstrel : King Philip, my liege, I bring a merchant who wishes to display his wares.
Hank : Hank Hill, Strickland Propane.
King Philip : Ah, so you are Keeper of the Flame.
Hank : Uh, Assistant Keeper of the Flame.
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King Philip : How now, gas man?