King of the Hill (TV Series)

Boxing Luanne (2003)

Mike Judge: Hank Hill, Boomhauer

Quotes 

• George Foreman : [after discussing about calling off the fight with Luanne]  Hey, Maybe there's something you can do for me. How would feel about carrying my grill in your shop?

  Hank Hill : Oh, huh... sorry. We have a strict policy about that, no novelty grills.

  George Foreman : [Angry]  NOVELTY GRILL?

  Hank Hill : Yeah, you know, no offence, but your grill is kinda like an iron.

  George Foreman : YOU'RE CALLING MY GRILL AN IRON? I've been hit below the belt before, but nothing like this.

  Hank Hill : I think it's a great product for dieters and little girls who want to play barbeque, But you can't compare it to a propane powered grill.

  George Foreman : FIGHTS ON!

  Hank Hill : WHAT? no.

  George Foreman : I said fight on. What's the matter? SMELLING ALL THAT PROPANE CAUSED YOU BRAIN DAMAGE?

  [yelling in front of a crowd of people] 

  George Foreman : THAT'S WHAT IT DOES YOU KNOW!

  Hank Hill : [also talking to the crowd]  NO, THAT IS NOT ACCURATE. Those studies were done on sick monkeys. And at least my grill isn't sold in... housewares.

• Hank Hill : Luanne, the kind a women that box don't have fifty stuffed animals on their bed. Hey, why don't you spend Friday night watchin' one of those movies you like, where the people fall in love and then one of 'em dies?

• Hank Hill : Luanne was really somethin'. I tell ya what, Dale fights more like a girl than she did last night.

• Hank Hill : Luanne, I always hoped to give my old boxing gloves from the Y to Bobby, but, uh, well, you know. Anyway, I'd be honored if you'd wear these in your next match.

  Luanne Platter : Oh, Uncle Hank, every time I punch someone in the face, I'll think of you.

• Hank Hill : Taibo? Is that that new oriental way of movin' your couch around?

• Hank Hill : You see, Buck knew that men would pay to see you dance around the ring. Se he found a bunch of cleanin' ladies for you to fight and knock out.

  Luanne Platter : But I'm a great boxer. And that's why the fans are always yellin' and hollerin' and... throwin'... dollar bills, and... Oh God, am I stupid.

• Hank Hill : You need to practice, so get out of that stupid outfit and for God's sake don't leave it where Bobby can find it.

• Hank Hill : Wait a minute, you're supposed to be the Slamming Slavic, but you're just Buck's maid.

  Buck Strickland : Buck's Maid? I - I - alright, alright, you caught me with my pants down. I threw patsies in there to protect you pretty little niece.

  Hank Hill : God, you mean every fight has been a fraud? What about Helga, the Hammer?

  Buck Strickland : Librarian. Never been in the ring.