- Mr. Steve Barkin: Listen up, people. The regular Home Ec teacher disappeared six years ago, nobody noticed until this morning, so I'll be covering this class.
- Granny Crocket: We received this "anonymous" message this morning...
- [on the screen, the only visible in the darkness is a pair of eyes]
- Señor Senior Sr.: This message is to warn you, that two thieves will be attempting to steal your chocolate chip recipe.
- Señor Senior Jr.: Father, what are you doing in the dark?
- [turns the lights on]
- Señor Senior Sr.: Junior, no! The lights!
- [message cuts off]
- Texan: [laughing] Ah, Yankees.
- Kim Possible: Actually, they have their own European island.
- Texan: Ain't from Texas, that's all I know.
- [first lines]
- [in a high-flying jet]
- Kim Possible: Thanks for the ride, Colonel Dmitri. This is our stop.
- [She hits a button, and the cockpit canopy pops off]
- Ron Stoppable: [shivering] Uh, for once, couldn't we just, like, land, and, you know, taxi to a gate or something?
- Rufus: [shivering] Please!
- Ron Stoppable: You know, for someone who can disarm a doomsday device, you seem to have major mixer issues.
- Kim Possible: Ron, this machine hates me!
- Kim Possible: Too bad about your restaurant.
- Ron Stoppable: Well, when the health inspector saw a live rodent, you know... serving the food, the die was cast.
- Rufus: [whimpers] Sorry.