- Kim: [under "Moodulator" mind control] Now, about that favour...
- Ron: Actually, KP, I...
- Kim: [pouting] You see, Tonight's the night of the big Middleton Days festival, and I don't have a date.
- Ron: Date! You want to go to the festival as my *date*?
- Kim: [overjoyed] Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
- Ron: Wait! But, I...
- [she kisses Ron deeply; Wade appears on her computer]
- Wade: Hey, guys, I...
- [spits out his drink and falls off his chair]
- Wade: Ah! Um... bad time to call?
- Kim: [giggles] Guess what the sitch is, Wade?
- Wade: Um... I just wanted to tell you, I got a link to the Kimmunicator, and... were you guys just smackin' lips?
- Kim: [gazing into Ron's eyes] Great, Wade!
- Ron: [dreamily] Whatever you say...
- Kim: I'm going to get ready for tonight. Rrrrr!
- [she leaves]
- Wade: Whoa! What's going on?
- [Ron shuts the locker door on him]
- Wade: This isn't normal! Hello?
- [talking about Kim's date with Ron]
- Dr. Possible: Oh, we're just tickled pink about you and Kimmy.
- Ron: We are?
- Dr. Possible: But not too pink. Time to have a fam-to-Ron talk.
- Ron: It is?
- Dr. Possible: We want Kim to be happy.
- Ron: We do?
- Dr. Possible: If not, it's a one-way ticket on a deep space probe.
- Ron: H-how deep?
- Dr. Possible: [very stern] Black hole deep, Ronald.
- Ron Stoppable: Just go with me on this, Monique. Kim has it bad for Ron!
- Monique: And that's not good?
- Ron Stoppable: I don't know. I mean, it's not like I haven't thought about this. I mean, who hasn't?
- Ron Stoppable: [lying on a couch] Okay, so Kim and I have been best buds forever. Maybe dating is the next step...
- [standing near a window]
- Ron Stoppable: [standing near a window] I mean what's not to like about Kim? She's smart, cute, and...
- [lying on the floor]
- Ron Stoppable: Dating could be good, you know, uh, the date thing...
- [sitting behind a plant]
- Ron Stoppable: What if it tanks?
- [He simulates playing a video game, then crashing and going down in flames; he guzzles soda, and strums a rubber band between his teeth. Finally, he's standing on his head in lotus position]
- Ron Stoppable: This could totally wreck our friendship! No. No. I'm not gonna let that happen. Only one thing to do: break up with Kim.
- [He starts to leave and turns to his "counselor."]
- Ron Stoppable: Thanks man, you've been a big help.
- Mr. Steve Barkin: [from his chair] Stoppable, how did you get in my house?
- [Ron ducks inside a parade float to hide from an emotionally unstable Kim only to find Drakken hiding from an emotionally unstable Shego]
- Dr. Drakken: Find your own hiding place.
- Ron Stoppable: Oh right, like you called dibs.
- Dr. Drakken: Oh, well I am now. Dibs! HA!
- Ron Stoppable: Well I'm calling double dibs!
- Dr. Drakken: [grumbles] You've won this round with your superior dib calling... but that won't save us from them!
- [Both look up to see Kim tearing the float open]
- Dr. Drakken, Ron Stoppable: AAH!
- Ron Stoppable: [whining] Kim, he's trying to get away and he's kicking me!
- Kim: And you're surprised?
- Shego: [breaking into Dr. Bortel's lab] I don't understand, if you're such an evil genius, shouldn't you invent your own stuff? What's with the stealing?
- Dr. Drakken: It's called outsourcing, Shego.
- Dr. Drakken: [Drakken notices Shego crying] But Shego, we escaped with the EMA unscathed.
- Shego: [sobbing] Yeah, but... but... but... I BROKE A NAIL!
- Dr. Drakken: I break mine all the time! You don't see ME cry! Not on the outside.