- Ron Stoppable: Welcome, Kimberly Ann Possible!
- Kim Possible: The middle name is so overkill.
- Ron Stoppable: Overkill? Isn't that the idea? A-BOO-YAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
- Dr. Drakken: I never joke about cocoa-moo.
- Shego: Cocoa-moo?
- Dr. Drakken: It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages...
- Jack Hench: Be the envy of other villains, and the bane of do-gooders, with... The Attitudinator! Warning, may cause swelling to the ego and itchy feet.
- [after Drakken buys the machine]
- Ron Stoppable: Is that Drakken?
- Dr. Drakken: Ooh, feet itching, good sign...
- Ron Stoppable: Since when are itchy feet good?
- Jack Hench: Sorry, the next demo will be in a few minutes.
- Ron Stoppable: Stand back! I'm Zorpox the Conqueror!
- Jack Hench: Doesn't ring a bell.
- Ron Stoppable: You know, Zorpox! The...
- Jack Hench: I'm just not familiar with your work. Why don't you fill out this card, you could win a tank.
- Kim Possible: Wade, I need you to keep an eye on Ron. You've still got him chipped, right?
- Wade Load: Kim, we talked about the ethical ramifications of that.
- Kim Possible: Wade...
- Wade Load: Yeah, okay.
- Kim Possible: Please and thank you!
- Ron Stoppable: Kim Possible!
- Kim Possible: Since when do you use my last name?
- Ron Stoppable: Since I realized my full evil potential!
- Dr. Drakken: Shego! Do you know what this means?
- Shego: You're going to gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?
- Dr. Drakken: That was last year and those were funnel cakes!
- [as Ron unleashes his plasma catapult at the wedding]
- Bride at Wedding: Isn't he supposed to be at the kids' table?
- [after seeing an ad for "The Attitudinator"]
- Dr. Drakken: Shego, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Shego: That you're paying retail this time?
- Dr. Drakken: [grumbles, then] Very well. Where's my checkbook?
- [Ron opens a shark tank under Shego]
- Ron Stoppable: Sidekicks need to know their place... right?
- Shego: [nervously] Uh... uh... you got it! I-I'll just go check the security monitors. Hey, you know that evil laugh of yours? I-I love it! *Love* it!
- [about their costumes for infiltrating the Supervillain Trade Show]
- Ron Stoppable: You call this incognito?
- Wade Load: Zorpox The Conqueror! Issue 93 of the Villains' League of Evil Villains.
- Kim Possible: [dressed in a spotted cat-suit] And I am...
- Wade Load: Shee-La, of the Leopard People!
- Kim Possible: I was gonna say, "not feeling one hundred percent on the cat suit."
- Wade Load: I worked with what I had on hand.
- Shego: Kim Possible?
- Ron Stoppable: No! She's Shee-la! She's got spots, come on!
- Shego: Why are you dressed in that stupid costume?
- Kim Possible: [chuckles] You look in the mirror lately?
- Ron Stoppable: KP, I don't know if I can do this.
- Kim Possible: Just try chillin' like a villain.
- Ron Stoppable: No, I mean my whole "bad boy" thing! It's just not working.
- Kim Possible: [groans] Now, undercover as a supervillain, you realize this? Let's go. Walk the walk, Zorpox.
- Kim Possible: [about Ron's evil Cousin Shaun] How hard can it be to avoid him?
- Ron Stoppable: Two words, KP: Kids' table.
- Kim Possible: Whoa, they still make you sit with the kids?
- Ron Stoppable: [at the second Stoppable wedding] Ah, finally, no more kids' table? Thanks for being my date.
- [she shoots him a look]
- Ron Stoppable: Ah, friend.
- Kim Possible: Admittedly, not as awk-weird as expected.