Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

When Nina Met Elliott (1999)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Look no further, I have just the story for you. As usual, my name will be changed to Jeffrey.

  Maya Gallo : Got it.

  Jack Gallo : I first met her in Shanghai. She was beautiful. Jet black hair. Velvet skin. Toes like peanuts.

  Elliot DiMauro : So what happened?

  Jack Gallo : I sleep with her one night, and she went off with another man. "Love you long time." There's a lie.

• Elliot DiMauro : I too have a story, but it doesn't take place in the Far East. It takes place right here, in the heart.

  Dennis Finch : As usual, his name will be changed to Lisa.

• Elliot DiMauro : It's ironic, but you running me over that night may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.

  Nina Van Horn : Elliot, that's not ironic, that's what happened.