"Just Shoot Me!" When Nina Met Elliott (TV Episode 1999) - Wendie Malick as Nina Van Horn

Maya Gallo : I was thinking it would be fun to do an article on lost loves. I mean, everyone's got a story about the one that got away.

Dennis Finch : I don't.

Nina Van Horn : Trust me, dear, you will.
Nina Van Horn : You know, it's ironic. The very night I ruined Elliot's once chance at true love was the same night I hit him with my car.

Maya Gallo : That's not ironic, that's what happened.

Nina Van Horn : So true.
Nina Van Horn : Do you by any chance remember that story Elliot told about being hit by a car?

Maya Gallo : Yes, Nina, that was twenty minutes ago.
Nina Van Horn : Elliot, just hear me out and I'll be out of your life forever, except for the fifty hours a week we work together.
Maya Gallo : You ran over Elliot with your car?

Nina Van Horn : I didn't know it was him. The guy I hit was face down and twitching.

Maya Gallo : And you just left him there?

Nina Van Horn : I called the police, but the General insisted we left. He wanted to oppress his people and needed our country's support.
Nina Van Horn : Please, your Excellency. No means later.
Elliot DiMauro : It's ironic, but you running me over that night may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.

Nina Van Horn : Elliot, that's not ironic, that's what happened.

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn