Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Pirate of Love (2000)

Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : I have some cash now. How many boxes will this buy?

  Jack Gallo : What is it?

  Nina Van Horn : A rolled up hundred dollar bill. I found it in my hollowed out Bible.

  Jack Gallo : Praise the Lord.

• Nina Van Horn : Don't you want Adrienne back?

  Dennis Finch : I'll do it my own way. Psychic messages.

• Nina Van Horn : All women want a big romantic gesture. I remember one time my first husband had to go away on business, so I go to my friend Lauren Hutton's house. I knock on the door, and who should answer but my husband, stark naked with a rose between his teeth? How he knew I was going to be there, I'll never know.