Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Pirate of Love (2000)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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• Jack Gallo : Of course, buying cookies is completely voluntary, so no pressure. Dennis?

  Dennis Finch : [takes out large chart]  Everyone here starts out with a little sad face next to their name. But once you buy five boxes of cookies - Presto! - it turns into a smiley face.

  Jack Gallo : Now, this chart is for bookkeeping purposes only. I'll scarsely even notice it.

  [to Dennis] 

  Jack Gallo : Eye level, please.

• Jack Gallo : Who here thinks I'm intimidating? Well, answer me!

• Jack Gallo : So, on this team, are you the bitch?

  Elliot DiMauro : What does that mean?

  Jack Gallo : Nothing. I wish I was man enough to do exactly what my wife tells me to, but I'm not, so I'm stuck doing what I want.

  Elliot DiMauro : You don't think I do what I want?

  Jack Gallo : Didn't you hear my "bitch" comment?

• Jack Gallo : Good people of Blush, Dennis has an important announcement. Dennis?

  Dennis Finch : Because of a slowing of the economy, the following people will be laid off...

  Jack Gallo : No, Dennis, the other announcement. That's next Tuesday's announcement.

• Nina Van Horn : I have some cash now. How many boxes will this buy?

  Jack Gallo : What is it?

  Nina Van Horn : A rolled up hundred dollar bill. I found it in my hollowed out Bible.

  Jack Gallo : Praise the Lord.