Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Pirate of Love (2000)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Hello, I'd like to order a custom teddy bear. It has to have a camera. And is there any way it can be bald?

• Maya Gallo : We're having dinner with my friend Donna tonight.

  Elliot DiMauro : The one you went to Cancun with?

  Maya Gallo : She left me for this guy and left me alone at the talent contest. I had to do Who's on First all by myself.

  Elliot DiMauro : And we're having diner with her because...?

  Maya Gallo : She broke up with her boyfriend.

  Elliot DiMauro : The poor thing. So, I'm assuming we'll be making out in front of her?

  Maya Gallo : Aha. I'll even let you grope me.