Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Odd Couple: Part 2 (1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

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• Dennis Finch : Adrienne and I are getting married.

  Jack Gallo : Are you on the crack, boy?

  Dennis Finch : I'm serious. I love her, she loves me, so we're getting married.

  Elliot DiMauro : I think Jack asked you a question!

• Jack Gallo : I believe a toast is in order. To the bride, to the groom, and to God's warped sense of humor. First the duck-billed platypus, now this. I'm kidding, of course. Drink up.

• Jack Gallo : Enjoy it, son. There's nothing like the magic of marriage number one.

  Maya Gallo : Aw, dad, that's the nicest thing you ever said about mom.

  Jack Gallo : Good God, number one was your mother?

• Jack Gallo : This calls for a celebration.

  Nina Van Horn : hey, let's go downstairs and get bombed.

  Jack Gallo : Nina, it's ten o'clock in the morning.

  Nina Van Horn : I'm sorry, Jack.

  Jack Gallo : Let's leave quietly or everyone else will wanna come.

• Jack Gallo : I've forgotten how much fun having martinis in the daytime is. It just makes the whole afternoon fly by.

  Dennis Finch : It's 11:30.

  Jack Gallo : Well, this blows.