Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Odd Couple: Part 1 (1999)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

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Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : I thought you were going to tell him.

  Elliot DiMauro : I tried, but he just insulted me.

  Maya Gallo : So you're just going to let him become a national joke?

  Elliot DiMauro : That was the idea, yes.

  Nina Van Horn : Then it's settled.

• Elliot DiMauro : You're waiting for your boyfriend to come back from work. You give him that look that makes him want you.

  [Adrienne starts crying] 

  Nina Van Horn : What kind of sick crap is she into?

• Elliot DiMauro : McDonald's the toughest player in the league. Remember, Finch? We were at that game and he coldcocked a guy with a stick?

  Nina Van Horn : Don't you expect that in a hockey game?

  Elliot DiMauro : Not when it's Nathan Lane singing "O, Canada."

• [looking at the painting Jack wants to be photographed with, "Self Reliance"] 

  Maya Gallo : I kinda see it. There's his head, there's his shoulder... What's that he's holding?

  Elliot DiMauro : It's too small to be a fishing pole.

  Nina Van Horn , Maya Gallo , Elliot DiMauro : Oh, my God!

  Nina Van Horn : I was just going to say he's too happy to be fishing.

  Maya Gallo : Well, at least he's being self reliant.