Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

The Odd Couple: Part 1 (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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• Maya Gallo : No offense, but why would she be go out with a little rat like you?

  Dennis Finch : None taken. God.

  Nina Van Horn : God?

  Dennis Finch : Yes. He's finally making up for all the injustices. Having to sit o a phone book for my driver's license exam, not shaving until I was 28... He's taken it all away, and that's how it's gonna stay!

• Maya Gallo : You don't think Adrienne will really go out with you, do you?

  Dennis Finch : You're right. We're practically different species. I'm not ever sure we could mate.

  Maya Gallo : This is about your friend Barry, isn't it?

  Dennis Finch : Yes. When I show up with Adrienne, it'll be a swift kick in his nut bins.

• Maya Gallo : Wait a minute, you had that same look on your face two years ago. You had sex, didn't you?

  Nina Van Horn : You had sex with Adrienne?

  Dennis Finch : Please, stop being so crude. Made love... four times!

• Dennis Finch : Come on, Rhonda. It's not like we'll be in a date.

  Rhonda : But you'll be there.

  Dennis Finch : Yes.

  Rhonda : That's the part I can't get past.

• Barry : Hey, little T.

  Maya Gallo : Little T?

  Dennis Finch : They called me that because I was a badass like Mr. T.

  Barry : Yeah, right! T is for T-shirt. He never took his off for swim practice.

  Maya Gallo : Really?

  Dennis Finch : My skin is sensitive to the sun's harmful rays.

  Barry : It was an indoor pool.

• Barry : So what do they have you doing around here?

  Dennis Finch : I'm chief of staff. Uh, kind of upper management problem solver...

  Jack Gallo : Dennis, get me a doughnut. Oh, and Dennis, make sure they don't overdo it with the hole. I'm not paying for air.