Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
The Odd Couple: Part 1 (1999)
Wendie Malick: Nina Van Horn
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Quotes
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Maya Gallo : No offense, but why would she be go out with a little rat like you?
Dennis Finch : None taken. God.
Nina Van Horn : God?
Dennis Finch : Yes. He's finally making up for all the injustices. Having to sit o a phone book for my driver's license exam, not shaving until I was 28... He's taken it all away, and that's how it's gonna stay!
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Nina Van Horn : Adrenne, we're ready for make-up. Are you feeling all right?
Adrienne Barker : Not really.
Nina Van Horn : Well, did you eat breakfast?
Adrienne Barker : Yes.
Nina Van Horn : Well, there's your problem right there.
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Maya Gallo : Wait a minute, you had that same look on your face two years ago. You had sex, didn't you?
Nina Van Horn : You had sex with Adrienne?
Dennis Finch : Please, stop being so crude. Made love... four times!
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Maya Gallo : I thought you were going to tell him.
Elliot DiMauro : I tried, but he just insulted me.
Maya Gallo : So you're just going to let him become a national joke?
Elliot DiMauro : That was the idea, yes.
Nina Van Horn : Then it's settled.
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Elliot DiMauro : You're waiting for your boyfriend to come back from work. You give him that look that makes him want you.
[Adrienne starts crying]
Nina Van Horn : What kind of sick crap is she into?
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Elliot DiMauro : McDonald's the toughest player in the league. Remember, Finch? We were at that game and he coldcocked a guy with a stick?
Nina Van Horn : Don't you expect that in a hockey game?
Elliot DiMauro : Not when it's Nathan Lane singing "O, Canada."
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[looking at the painting Jack wants to be photographed with, "Self Reliance"]
Maya Gallo : I kinda see it. There's his head, there's his shoulder... What's that he's holding?
Elliot DiMauro : It's too small to be a fishing pole.
Nina Van Horn , Maya Gallo , Elliot DiMauro : Oh, my God!
Nina Van Horn : I was just going to say he's too happy to be fishing.
Maya Gallo : Well, at least he's being self reliant.