Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Elliot DiMauro : I was working on a photo shoot with miniatures. It had a Godzilla theme. I built an eight-inch Tokyo and had Tyra Banks stomp all over it in a thong. She scraped her ass on Mount Fuji.

• Elliot DiMauro : I have seen my aunt back her car over a poodle. I have seen my uncle beat a black bear to death with a log. But until you see a bird suffer... and so slowly...

  Maya Gallo : You know how at the end it says that no animals were harmed in the making of this film? An animal was harmed in the making of this film.