David Hasselhoff: David Hasselhoff

Quotes 

• David Hasselhoff : This little guy approached me at racquetball with a script. I try to refer him to my agent, and for some reason my agent approves it. I gotta get a new agent.

• David Hasselhoff : I did not scratch your car!

  David Hasselhoff : [on-camera interview]  I scratched his car. Usually, I'd appologize right away, but it was just a tiny little scratch, and he was being a jerk. Screw him.

• David Hasselhoff : You'll always be my princess, Leia.

  Nina Van Horn : And you'll never fly solo, Han.