Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Love Is in the Air (1999)

Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro

Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : I have to go to Paris.

  Elliot DiMauro : Why?

  Nina Van Horn : Why? I'm the fashion editor, and Paris is the fashion capital. Besides, there's something in Jim Morrison's grave I need to get back.

• Elliot DiMauro : What, you mean you want us to pretend that Jack's here and drive Nina crazy... oh, you are delightfully evil.

  Dennis Finch : Yes. Won't you join me?

• Jack Gallo : People, Maya and I are going to Paris for a big take over deal, but it's top secret, so no questions.

  Elliot DiMauro : What are you taking over?

  Jack Gallo : A hot French fashion magazine called Jolie. We're buying it cheap, firing the staff and turning it into French Blush, but that's all I'm telling you.

• Elliot DiMauro : Don't you think we're being too mean?

  Dennis Finch : Too mean? That's like saying the internet has too much porno. It doesn't.

• Elliot DiMauro : [pretending Jack is in his office, angry]  He only ate half his donut.

  Nina Van Horn : But Jack always finishes his donut. Maybe it's his second one.

  Dennis Finch : The point is, he put one down.

• Elliot DiMauro : Nina wants to tell Jack she's not going to live in fear anymore.

  Nina Van Horn : Not true, Jack! I find it exhilarating!