Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
Just Shoot Me (1997)
Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo
Quotes
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[phone rings; Dennis answers]
Dennis Finch : Jack Gallo's office.... Hey, boss. How did it go?... All right!
Dennis Finch : [to Maya] They had the baby.
Maya Gallo : Yeah, well, congratulations.
Dennis Finch : [to Jack] Maya says, "Congratulations," but it's in a tone that connotes disinterest.... Whew!
Dennis Finch : [to Maya] Eight pounds, twelve ounces.
Maya Gallo : Ouch.
Dennis Finch : [to Jack] She's making sport of your courageous wife's pain....
Dennis Finch : [to Maya] Blue eyes, dark hair, great lungs.
Maya Gallo : Just like Elvis.
Dennis Finch : [to Jack] She's comparing the baby to a bloated drug addict.
[Maya walks away]
Dennis Finch : [to Maya] Hey, it's a girl: You got a sister.
Maya Gallo : A sister? She's not my sister.... Oh, my god. She's my sister. I have a sister.
Dennis Finch : [to Jack] Now she's just babbling.
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[Nina selects "no-yes-yes-no-no-no" from a line of models; she comes to Maya and mistakes her for a prospective model]
Nina Van Horn : Honey, I don't know who your agent is, but you need to grow six inches, lose twenty pounds, and find a hairdresser who gave up cocaine with everyone else.
[Nina turns to walk away]
Maya Gallo : Excuse me - do you own this magazine?
Nina Van Horn : No, that would be Mr. Gallo.
Maya Gallo : And I would be Mr. Gallo's daughter.
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Nina Van Horn : You know, dear, you can understand why I didn't recognize you. I mean, there is virtually no resemblance.
Maya Gallo : Go away.
Nina Van Horn : Ah, there it is.
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Jack Gallo : When are you going to accept the fact that Allie and I are very much in love?
Maya Gallo : "Very much in love"? Is there a special room where the models go to throw up?
Jack Gallo : Here we go! It's my wedding all over again.
Maya Gallo : What?
Jack Gallo : Don't play innocent - you were heckling our wedding vows.
Maya Gallo : You let the woman quote *The Lion King!*
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Maya Gallo : [shaking Dennis' hand] Hello, I'm Maya.
Dennis Finch : Ah, well, "bye-a."
Maya Gallo : Uh, no. I'm here to see Jack Gallo.
Dennis Finch : And I'm here to make sure you don't. Next time, call for an appointment; that way I can reject you on the phone, and then you won't have to get all gussied up.
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Dennis Finch : Hey hey, oh, you're Jack's daughter - you babe. Dennis Finch, Jack's executive assistant. His right-hand man. Actually, he's more like a father to me.
Maya Gallo : Ah, then you haven't seen him in a year either.
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Jack Gallo : Maya!
Maya Gallo : Surprise.
Jack Gallo : Yeah, it sure is. Come on in. Don't you have a birthday coming up?
Maya Gallo : Yeah, in about eleven-and-a-half months.
Jack Gallo : Good - I was afraid I missed it.
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Nina Van Horn : Maya, dear, I understand you're writing this month's relationship column. Can I peek?
Elliot DiMauro : You peaked years ago, honey.
Nina Van Horn : So, is this article the first of many?
Maya Gallo : I doubt it; it's called, "My Father Is A Jackass."
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Elliot DiMauro : Look at these photos; see if any of them will go with your article.
Maya Gallo : [looking] God! Could her dress get any higher?
Elliot DiMauro : No. Her mother was there.
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[discussing the evils of the fashion industry]
Elliot DiMauro : All I'm saying is that we're not the enemy. We just like looking at beautiful things.
Maya Gallo : And who decides what's beautiful?
Elliot DiMauro : Oh, I do! That's the best part.
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Maya Gallo : So, have you two picked out a name?
Jack Gallo : We're in negotiations. I want "Hannah," after your grandmother, and Allie wants "Morgan."
Maya Gallo : "Morgan" was our high school quarterback. Allie lost her virginity to him.
Jack Gallo : "Hannah" it is.