- Dennis Finch: "Rage to Riches". Came in second.
- Maya Gallo: All right! What did I get?
- Dennis Finch: Did you pick him to win?
- Maya Gallo: Yes.
- Dennis Finch: Then nothing.
- Maya Gallo: Rats! I just lost $50!
- Dennis Finch: 50? Why'd you bet so much?
- Maya Gallo: Oh, I was only going to bet five but then the bookie said "five dimes?" and I said "Fifty dollars? What the Hell?" Fifty dollars, I truly hit rock bottom.
- Dennis Finch: Sit down. It just got rockier. Maya, dimes are thousands. Five dimes, five thousand dollars. You lost five thousand dollars.
- Maya Gallo: No, no! This isn't happening! This isn't real! Dimes are ten! FIve dimes, fifty dollars!
- Dennis Finch: Well, you'd better have it when the bookie comes here.
- Maya Gallo: The bookie's coming here?
- Maya Gallo: They tend to drop by at the five thousand range.
- Dennis Finch: Ooooh! Rags to Riches, you slow, hairy bitch!
- Repairman: Here's the problem. I found this in the vent.
- Nina Van Horn: Oh, that's... my laundry. I must have forgotten to take it to the laundromat, where the laundry is done.
- Repairman: How much is in here?
- Nina Van Horn: About twelve kilos.
- Maya Gallo: Elliot, do you know anyone involved in illegal gambling?
- Elliot DiMauro: Oh, I get it. Elliot DiMauro, Italian. I must be "connected." I must have cousins in "waste management."
- Maya Gallo: It's just that I remember you making bets on the Super Bowl.
- Elliot DiMauro: Well, my mother is half Irish, so I must have been drunk when I did it!
- [Jack is listening to a relaxation tape of seaside sounds]
- Nina Van Horn: Jack, I need to talk to you?
- Jack Gallo: Just a minute. I'm trying to relax, and I'm waiting for the foghorn.
- [foghorn sound]
- Jack Gallo: It's all crap from here.
- Nina Van Horn: Reason number one why I should have a limo: as an editor of this magazine, I need to be seen in a position of power.
- Dennis Finch: As opposed to her usual position, passed out on her table. It's so easy.
- Nina Van Horn: Enjoy it while it lasts, Finch. Puberty changes everything.
- Dennis Finch: Jack, your sounds of the jungle tape just came in.
- Jack Gallo: Is it any good?
- Dennis Finch: You like monkeys?
- Jack Gallo: Leave it on my desk.
- Dennis Finch: What are you betting on?
- Maya Gallo: Rags to Riches, race 23.
- Dennis Finch: Jamaican dog racing?
- Maya Gallo: Yes. I like dogs, I went to Jamaica on spring break, and I'm always racing from one place to another.
- Dennis Finch: Sometimes I wish you were a guy so I could punch you.
- Bunny: So, have you considered our little situation?
- Maya Gallo: I have. You talk about honor, but I want you to know that you are nothing more than a petty thug. I'll give you the money, but I want you to know that now I can't go to Club Med, Oaxaca. And this was the year I was going to work up the nerve to jet ski.
- Bunny: You're upset about this, aren't you?
- Maya Gallo: I think the frowny faces on the zeroes speak for themselves.
- Maya Gallo: I'm writing a very edgy article on women gamblers, and I'm looking for some hot leads.
- Dennis Finch: On the Yellow Pages? Good work, Matlock.
- Maya Gallo: I'm looking for Gamblers Anonymous. Did you know that women are the fastest growth demographic among gamblers?
- Dennis Finch: Did you know you work for a fashion magazine?