Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

Hello Goodbye (1999)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : I had no idea Dagget was doing so badly.

  Jack Gallo : He's no worse than the others. But what is the point of giving an employee an evaluation if it doesn't motivate him?

  Maya Gallo : Motivate him to do what, wet himself?

• Maya Gallo : Oh, I get it. You found out I'm doing the employee evaluations.

  Nina Van Horn : What was that, sexy?

  Maya Gallo : Sorry, Nina, but flattery won't win you a good review.

  Nina Van Horn : Well, then what will?

  Maya Gallo : Doing a good job.

  Nina Van Horn : It's a little late for that, isn't it?

• Maya Gallo : I can't evaluate the staff. They're my peers. I'm one of them.

  Jack Gallo : Of course you are, my little heir to the throne.

• [after Maya says Elliot shoots too many sunsets] 

  Elliot DiMauro : Oh, by the way, why don't you come to my shoot in Miami? You can block the sun with your big giant head.

  Maya Gallo : Where did that come from?

  Elliot DiMauro : I'll warn the locals to expect an eclipse.