David Spade: Dennis Finch

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Maya, great job on that piece on women astronauts.

  Maya Gallo : Thank you. You see? Serious journalism does have a place in Blush magazine.

  Jack Gallo : But these photographs are all wrong. There is no gravity up in space, their skirts should be way up in the air.

  Dennis Finch : Every day, in some little way, I realize you're a genius.

• Dennis Finch : Whoop! Nerd alert! Whoop! This is not a drill! Whoop!

  Alan : You mock because you have fear.

  Maya Gallo : That's true!

  Alan : You need to get over your fear. Over... your fear. I believe you can do it. Can you?

  Nina Van Horn : Yes, I believe!

  Alan : How did that fish get on the line?

• Nina Van Horn : All I'm saying is just because the man is a stinking drunk doesn't mean we can't be affected by the power of his words.

  Dennis Finch : Or the size of his nipples.

  Elliot DiMauro : How could you make fun of a man who is clearly in need of help?

  Dennis Finch : I'm the bad guy? I'm the one who wedged him back into his pants.

• Dennis Finch : On senior year, I grew six inches and lost eighty pounds.

  Nina Van Horn : What were you before, a medicine ball?

• Alan : Look, if I can show my face out there, you can go to that reunion.

  [Opens door to leave] 

  Dennis Finch : Shh! Everyone be quiet. The drunk's awake.

  Alan : So what time do folks go home around here?