Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)
A Divorce to Remember (1999)
Enrico Colantoni: Elliot DiMauro
Quotes
-
Elliot DiMauro : Hey, Dennis. You made the tabloids.
Dennis Finch : Let me see.
Elliot DiMauro : [reading] "Is model Adrienne Barker wilder than we thought? The leggy beauty was spoted on the beaches of Tahiti with a topless, blond gal pal."
Dennis Finch : Buying that Speedo was a mistake.
-
Maya Gallo : You may not take this seriously, but I haven't been asked out in two weeks.
Elliot DiMauro : Have you even been asked?
Maya Gallo : Obviously, I must be giving out some sort of vibe.
-
Jack Gallo : Hey, Elliot. Whatcha looking for?
Elliot DiMauro : Back issue.
Jack Gallo : Which one?
Elliot DiMauro : It... it had a health article in it.
Jack Gallo : Can I help you?
Elliot DiMauro : I found it.
Jack Gallo : Oh, July. Wasn't that the one with the piece on impotence? Hey, Maya! Didn't you write that piece on impotence?
[awkward pause]
Jack Gallo : What's that? Line two?
[leaves]
Elliot DiMauro : I'm not a machine!
-
Elliot DiMauro : Do I look racked with guilt? No.
[cut to Elliot in bed with his date]
Co-star : Has this ever happened before?
Elliot DiMauro : No!
-
Elliot DiMauro : Look, with all due respect to your religion...
Larry Fenwick : Oh, it's not my religion. I'm just a hired gun. But be careful, there are listening devices on the walls. I'm just kidding. I'm just lightening the mood.