Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Divorce to Remember (1999)

David Spade: Dennis Finch

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Quotes 

• Nina Van Horn : No offense, but don't you think cat shows are a tad on the geeky side?

  Dennis Finch : Geeky? Let me drop a little history on you. Egyptian pharaohs worshiped cats, they were cool. MacGyver had cats, he was cool. And need I remind you of the longest running show on Broadway?

  Nina Van Horn : Chippendales?

• Nina Van Horn : Dennis, who has the key to petty cash?

  Dennis Finch : Uh, anyone else but you?

• Nina Van Horn : When will you come clean to her about your action figure collection?

  Dennis Finch : Uh, the day when you officially turn forty.

  Nina Van Horn : Seven years is a long time, my friend.

• Elliot DiMauro : Hey, Dennis. You made the tabloids.

  Dennis Finch : Let me see.

  Elliot DiMauro : [reading]  "Is model Adrienne Barker wilder than we thought? The leggy beauty was spoted on the beaches of Tahiti with a topless, blond gal pal."

  Dennis Finch : Buying that Speedo was a mistake.

• Nina Van Horn : I know I'm not one to give advice, or take it, or pay for a round of drinks, but one can't just wake up one morning and decide to be a different person.

  Dennis Finch : Said the New York socialite who grew up on a hog farm.

• Jack Gallo : Look who's back! Did you bring me back a starfish?

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, and a can of sunshine.

  [pause] 

  Dennis Finch : You weren't kidding, were you?

  Jack Gallo : Remember, I waved goodbye and said "Bring me back a starfish!"

  Dennis Finch : I thought you were joking.

  Jack Gallo : No matter. We're just glad you're back.

  [to Elliot] 

  Jack Gallo : I could not have been more clear.