Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Divorce to Remember (1999)

George Segal: Jack Gallo

Quotes 

• Jack Gallo : Hey, Elliot. Whatcha looking for?

  Elliot DiMauro : Back issue.

  Jack Gallo : Which one?

  Elliot DiMauro : It... it had a health article in it.

  Jack Gallo : Can I help you?

  Elliot DiMauro : I found it.

  Jack Gallo : Oh, July. Wasn't that the one with the piece on impotence? Hey, Maya! Didn't you write that piece on impotence?

  [awkward pause] 

  Jack Gallo : What's that? Line two?

  [leaves] 

  Elliot DiMauro : I'm not a machine!

• Jack Gallo : Look who's back! Did you bring me back a starfish?

  Dennis Finch : Yeah, and a can of sunshine.

  [pause] 

  Dennis Finch : You weren't kidding, were you?

  Jack Gallo : Remember, I waved goodbye and said "Bring me back a starfish!"

  Dennis Finch : I thought you were joking.

  Jack Gallo : No matter. We're just glad you're back.

  [to Elliot] 

  Jack Gallo : I could not have been more clear.