Just Shoot Me! (TV Series)

A Divorce to Remember (1999)

Laura San Giacomo: Maya Gallo

Quotes 

• Maya Gallo : Nina, will you please tell your cult that Elliot and I are not really married?

  Nina Van Horn : First of all, it's a church, not a cult, so open your mind. And second, as a deserter, I'd be tied up and caned.

• Maya Gallo : You may not take this seriously, but I haven't been asked out in two weeks.

  Elliot DiMauro : Have you even been asked?

  Maya Gallo : Obviously, I must be giving out some sort of vibe.