- Joey Tribbiani: I got to be honest with you here, Glen. You're blowing my mind. All right, let's get down to the serious stuff. Who would in a fight, Dracula or The Wolf Man.
- Glen: Definitely The Wolf Man.
- Joey Tribbiani: What? No way. How?
- Glen: Because he'd fight Dracula until dawn, and then Dracula would turn into dust and The Wolf Man would just turn into a normal dude.
- Joey Tribbiani: I never thought of it like that. That changes everything.