- Injun Joe: You cops?
- Ruben Somarriba: Yes. Yes, we are.
- Injun Joe: You find the arrow?
- Ruben Somarriba: Yes. Yes, we did.
- Ruben Somarriba: Good. I'm Joe.
- Ruben Somarriba: Crazy Injun Joe?
- Injun Joe: Crazy's a term used by those insensitive to the mentally ill. Injun, that's a derogatory word that robs my people of the respect that they deserve. And Joe - I'm alright with Joe.
- Injun Joe: Here's my demands. I want restitution: Compensation for the grave injustices that my people have endured at the hands of your government. I want land: This land that was stolen from my people for a handful of worthless trinkets. And I want Gatorade: Original flavor Gatorade, because I just like taste.