Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Vanity, Thy Name Is Human (2004)

Amber Tamblyn: Joan Girardi

Quotes 

• Joan Girardi : Power to the pimple!

• Joan Girardi : You're talking to my brother?

  Balloon Sculptor God : I talk to everyone, Joan. Some people listen.

  Joan Girardi : [he pops a balloon]  You're not very good at this, are you?

  Balloon Sculptor God : "Good" is relative. Beauty's relative. Everything's relative. Except for me. I'm absolute.

  Joan Girardi : I thought that was vodka.

• Joan Girardi : Two-for-one smoothies a the mall tonight. Who's in?

  Friedman : [turing around]  I'm in.

  Joan Girardi : You're so not.

• Friedman : [with a ton of product in his hair]  How do I look?

  Joan Girardi : [momentarily stunned]  Like Erykah Badu. What...? Friedman, what are you even doing here?

  Friedman : I'm here to converse with chicks about Prada.

• Helen Girardi : Is that you?

  Joan Girardi : Yes.

  Helen Girardi : You stink.

  Joan Girardi : Thank you.

  Helen Girardi : Why do you stink?

  Joan Girardi : Because I am not vain. Caring about your appearance is a soulless expression of vanity.

  Helen Girardi : If you've been smoking marijuana, honey, you need to tell me.

• Joan Girardi : What's in the bag?

  Adam Rove : [handing it to her]  Oh.

  Joan Girardi : "Dude, Where's My Car?", "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure", "Dumb and Dumber." "Tommy Boy"? Did you rent these?

  [he shakes his head] 

  Joan Girardi : [surprised]  They're yours?

  Adam Rove : There's an anarchic absurdity in "Dude" that speaks to teenage alientation.

  [seeing her confusion] 

  Adam Rove : It's funny as hell.