Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

Touch Move (2003)

Stephi Lineburg: Sophie

Quotes 

• Sophie : We need to talk.

  Joan : About what?

  Elyse : Your behavior.

  Sophie : It's so not cool. Flirting with Dax in the hall for everyone to see? Lynnie cried all through World Geography.

  Elyse : Stealing someone's boyfriend does not look good on the social résumé.

  Joan : I did not flirt with him. He came up to me.

  [seeing they don't believe her] 

  Joan : You know what? Bite me.

• Luke Girardi : Can you just leave my sister alone?

  Sophie : Back off, pinhead.

  Luke Girardi : Hey! That's "Mr. Pinhead" to you.

  Joan : You know what? I don't care about Dax Hibbing or Lynnie Carmichael or my social résumé or who's gay or who's not. I can't spend my time on this planet worrying about that stuff. There's other things to do.

  Elyse : Like what? Chemistry and chess?

  Joan : Yeah. Like that. Now, those guys may be nerds, but at least they know what they're here for.

  Luke Girardi : [Sophie and Elyse leave]  You called me a nerd.

  Joan : It was a metaphor.