Joan of Arcadia (TV Series)

The Rise & Fall of Joan Girardi (2005)

Hilary Duff: Dylan Samuels

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• Dylan Samuels : There's a one-day sale at the mall on Ugg boots. We should clear them out.

  Gabby : Uggs are so five minutes ago.

  Elle : I'd rather wear Nine West or die.

  Dylan Samuels : Like I was serious!

  Joan Girardi : Uh, beep-beep. Can we get through?

  Dylan Samuels : Look, it's a pack of angry weirdoes.

  Grace Polk : Maybe ending the assault weapon ban wasn't such a bad thing.

• Joan Girardi : So, no cappuccinos today?

  Dylan Samuels : With Elle and Gabby? I don't think so. I... I can't be with them anymore. I mean, they're so jealous of you. And w-what do they expect? Of course everyone's gonna be talking about you.

  Joan Girardi : They're your friends. You were like conjoined blondes.

• Dylan Samuels : So, you excited about the award ceremony?

  Joan Girardi : Making Price kiss my butt in public? I couldn't make that one up in my dreams.

• Joan Girardi : Gabby and Elle?

  Dylan Samuels : Ditched me.

  Joan Girardi : I'm really sorry.

  Dylan Samuels : I know.

  Joan Girardi : I just didn't understand, you know? Like, how you could just turn on me like that.

  Dylan Samuels : Because they did. Because I'm always scared I'm gonna be on the wrong side. I'm not like you. I-I mean, throughout this whole entire thing, when everybody was all into you and then they were against you, you never changed into somebody else. You were always just Joan.

  Joan Girardi : And you're just Dylan.

  Dylan Samuels : And who is that? I... I've been standing here staring at the desserts for probably five minutes. You know why? 'Cause I don't know what I like. I mean, how pathetic is that? I have no idea who I am.

  Joan Girardi : Maybe it's time to find out.